University of BOOYAH

I'm at the University of California - Santa Barbara this weekend checking out the place at which I will most likely being going to grad school. Santa Barbara is both retardedly beautiful and retardedly bougie. All the faculty and grads are engaging and super friendly, though and it would be a good place to make a lot of work, with a lot of freedom to do what I want (i.e. the turning of things up to 11). I will also get to shape the minds of impressionable undergrads. I'm archly gleeful about this prospect.